Breaking news:Stevie Nicks Leaves Husband to Give Birth at 76 – Says Baby Daddy ‘Reincarnated Poet from the 1800s……
In a headline no one saw coming — and many still can’t believe — legendary Fleetwood Mac frontwoman Stevie Nicks has reportedly left her long-time partner to prepare for the birth of a child conceived with a man she describes as a “mystical poet reincarnated from 19th-century France.”
Sources close to Nicks, now 76, say the ethereal rock goddess has “never felt more spiritually aligned with a man.” That man is 42-year-old Lucien DuBlanc, a self-described clairvoyant and spoken-word artist from New Orleans who believes he is the reincarnation of a Romantic-era French poet. The pair reportedly met during a moonlit séance in Sedona, Arizona.
“She felt an immediate connection,” said Nicks’ longtime friend (and crystal dealer), Amethyst Rivers. “He quoted Baudelaire in French while burning sage over her third eye, and that was it. She knew he was the one.”
Insiders report that after a private astrology session revealed an “unexpected planetary alignment,” Nicks and DuBlanc began claiming she had been “chosen by the cosmos” to carry a child – despite Nicks’ very public statement in the past that she had no children and did not plan to.
“She always said she wasn’t meant to be a mother,” said one former bandmate. “But apparently she had a dream where Tom Petty told her it was time.”
Though the scientific community has collectively raised an eyebrow, Nicks insists that the pregnancy is not metaphorical, but quite literal — and even released a blurry photo of what appears to be an ultrasound taped to a tambourine. Her reps have declined to comment on the validity of the claim, but fans are buzzing.
Twitter (or rather, X) exploded Monday night after the news broke, with hashtags like #GypsyBaby and #EdgeOfSeventeenMonths trending worldwide. One user tweeted, “Stevie Nicks is pregnant with a reincarnated poet’s child?? The moon must be in retro-Stevie.”
Her current (or now possibly former) partner, music producer Elliott Marks, has made no public statement, though sources say he was “blindsided” by the news and is “currently processing with the help of vintage vinyl and herbal tea.”
Meanwhile, Nicks was last seen boarding a vintage tour bus with DuBlanc, surrounded by scarves, candles, and what looked like a bassinet made of driftwood. She’s reportedly headed for a “birthing retreat” in Big Sur where the baby — whom they’ve already named Orion Lyric — is expected to be delivered “in the presence of whales and wind chimes.”
As for the rest of Fleetwood Mac, Mick Fleetwood has only said: “Honestly, with Stevie, nothing surprises me anymore.”