Defenders Baffled As Luka Dončić Continues to Warp Space-Time, Defy Physics, and Break Ankles at Will: NBA Investigates Whether the Slovenian Superstar Is Actually a 6’7” Time-Wizard Trapped in a Basketball Player’s Body…….
“Scouts, Scientists, and Sleep-Deprived Defenders Baffled As Luka Dončić Continues to Warp Space-Time, Defy Physics, and Break Ankles at Will: NBA Investigates Whether the Slovenian Superstar Is Actually a 6’7”…